zackisontumblr:

that moment when you hear someone getting home and have to brace yourself for the disappearance of your good mood

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bunnywith:

jadedgalvanizer:

timelordsatan:

ambular-d:

pumpkinlessidjit:

i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid

and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth

and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love

“no”

ANABIEL

LOOK IT UP

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NEW FAVORITE ANGEL

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majortvjunkie:

I LOVE GUACAMOLE

majortvjunkie:

I LOVE GUACAMOLE

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oh-so-pleasant:

how many hospital visits do you think st. mungo’s gets from people using engorgio spells on their dick

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fearless-feminism:

Feminist Dragons

Inspired by X

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indie103:

Your body wants you alive even when you don’t want to be alive and it has a million defense mechanisms to fight bad things off and even if you have no one else you have your body whose main priority is keeping you alive and that is pretty intense be nice to yourself ok

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wildredrose14:

geothebio:

long story short i whispered “hail hydra” at a guy who illegally parked in a handicap parking spot today

 

omfg

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yo

Sorry I’m not back for long. This week has been exhausting, and next week will be more so. But, the end is in sight, and I’m thankful for it.

Stay safe, guys.

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